Feelin’ nasty, drivin’ fast an’, I just passed a hitch hikin’ girl
She looks amazin’, stop my Mustang,
and fling open the passenger door
She stopped to thank me, “where will ya take me?”
“and will ya spank me tonight?”
I IGNORED THE
LESSONS FROM THE PAST!!
Hot sultry weather, she’s dressed in leather, what could be better? I am about to explode
She’s goin’ bra-less, her tits are flawless,
so I haul ass on down the road
She sparked a lighter, and with the fire,
she got me higher that night
I PEELED OUT AND
SQUEALED OFF LOUD AND FAST!!
‘cause it’s hot when ya scream and ya sweat ‘cause you’re wet from the feel
Of my right, hundred mile on the dial, and left on the wheel
I’m so stoked for this dope it’s the smoke that’ll choke every toke
Hit the town, party down, paint it red, get some head, so unreal
I need a bitch
And 666 (x2)
Her legs as long as, the blunt that we pass,
hairpin turns like her cat-of-nine-tails
Reaches over, grabs me lower,
inked from shoulder to red polished-up nails
Don’t wear a wedding ring, won’t for the angels sing,
trade the halo for some horns
LAWS ONLY APPLY TO
THOSE WHO WILL COMPLY!!
Speedin’ through town, windows rolled down,
speakers maxed out and we’re sceamin’ along
Blarin’ Misfits, nearly lose it,
cockpit “devil with a blue dress on”
Smoke out my nose poured, gas pedal was floored,
ignored the red lights and street signs
NO WAY I COULD KEEP IT 55!!
More curves than a windin’ road
A horror flick mixed-up with a porno episode
Buckle up for a wild ride
A perfect 10, but pure evil inside!!!